Green Yard

Funny SMS Collection-4

2007-04-10T10:03:00.000+06:00

1) Tusi bade gr8 ho, rsgule di pl8 ho, cok di cr8 ho, ande da oml8 ho, sms krne me bde la8 ho, jlebi di tra str8 ho. Par jo bhi ho, tusi mere fav8 ho

2) Life without u is impossible. U r in my blood. Cannot stay for a sec without u. If there u aren't, I'm dead. Excuse me, I'm talking of oxygen.

3) U r the one whose so smart,U r the one whose so charming, U r the one whose so caring, U r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.

4) I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES !

5) Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance. Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy. Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair. Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !

6) Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.

7) Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi. Khudkhushi karne chala, Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali hi chali gayi.

8) What is true friendship ? U cry & I cry. U sad, I sad, U laughing, I laughing, U jump out of window... I look down... I am still laughing !

9) Your network tariff has changed. Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper........ You can make free calls!

10) Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha !

Funny SMS Collection-3

2007-04-10T09:49:00.000+06:00

1) I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

2) Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!

3) The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

4) A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

5) Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?

6) You've got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got Intelligence... You've got Class... You've got D Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry!

7) This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

8) God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

9) Birdie birdie in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly !

10) Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

Funny SMS Collection -2

2007-03-27T23:36:00.000+06:00

1) 1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

2) I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

3) Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.

4) Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".

5) If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

6) Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1)Pray, so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

7) Friendship is like peeing in ur pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth.

8) This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1.... Error : No Brain Detected !!

9) I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

10) Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !

21) I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

Watch ! What Can I do ?

2007-03-22T09:27:00.000+06:00

Japanese Car Parking Style

2007-03-17T18:48:00.000+06:00

Funny SMS Collection

2007-03-14T17:40:00.000+06:00

1) To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.

2) If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.

3) Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"

4) I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection.

5) Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

6) Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"

7) Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya!!!

8) Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my word, follow the Indian tradition & marry ur dad's ugly decision !

9) Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.

10) From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been........... a headache !

Funny Hobby

2007-03-11T22:57:00.000+06:00

Terrible Mobile Phone ringing

2007-03-09T18:36:00.000+06:00

Collection of Funny Pictures

2007-03-07T07:50:00.000+06:00

..... by Helal

Funny Clips

2007-03-01T18:04:00.000+06:00

Funny banana !!!

2007-02-27T17:05:00.000+06:00

Do u really enjoy ?

System Development Life cycle (V-Model)

2007-02-23T10:58:00.000+06:00

Just like the waterfall model, the V-Shaped life cycle is a sequential path of execution of processes. Each phase must be completed before the next phase begins. Testing is emphasized in this model more so than the waterfall model though. The testing procedures are developed early in the life cycle before any coding is done, during each of the phases preceding implementation.

Requirements begin the life cycle model just like the waterfall model. Before development is started, a system test plan is created. The test plan focuses on meeting the functionality specified in the requirements gathering.

The high-level design phase focuses on system architecture and design. An integration test plan is created in this phase as well in order to test the pieces of the software systems ability to work together.

The low-level design phase is where the actual software components are designed, and unit tests are created in this phase as well.

The implementation phase is, again, where all coding takes place. Once coding is complete, the path of execution continues up the right side of the V where the test plans developed earlier are now put to use.

V-Shaped Life Cycle Model

A PRAYER FOR YOU

2007-02-19T14:48:00.000+06:00

A PRAYER FOR YOU

This morning when I wakened
And saw the sun above,
I softly said, Good morning, Lord,
Bless everyone I love.

Right away I thought of you
And said a loving prayer,
That He would bless you specially,
And keep you free from care.

I thought of all the happiness
A day could hold in store,
I wished it all for you because
No one deserves it more.

I felt so warm and good inside,
My heart was all aglow.
I know God heard my prayers for you,
He hears them all, you know.

It's The Special Things In Life
That Make It Mean So Much.
The Sun, The Rain, The Sky;
The Thoughts and The Touch.

If We Let These Precious Things
Float Out To an Endless Sea,
We Lose Our Hope, Our Love,
And Most, Our Reason To Be.

What is System Development Life Cycle? (part-2)

2007-02-19T14:24:00.000+06:00

Now an example of Water fall model.

The image below is the classic Waterfall model methodology, which is the first SDLC method and it describes the various phases involved in development.

Briefly on different Phases:

Feasibility

The feasibility study is used to determine if the project should get the go-ahead. If the project is to proceed, the feasibility study will produce a project plan and budget estimates for the future stages of development.

Requirement Analysis and Design

Analysis gathers the requirements for the system. This stage includes a detailed study of the business needs of the organization. Options for changing the business process may be considered. Design focuses on high level design like, what programs are needed and how are they going to interact, low-level design (how the individual programs are going to work), interface design (what are the interfaces going to look like) and data design (what data will be required). During these phases, the software's overall structure is defined. Analysis and Design are very crucial in the whole development cycle. Any glitch in the design phase could be very expensive to solve in the later stage of the software development. Much care is taken during this phase. The logical system of the product is developed in this phase.

Implementation

In this phase the designs are translated into code.Computer programs are written using a conventional programming language or an application generator. Programming tools like Compilers, Interpreters, Debuggers are used to generate the code. Different high level programming languages like C, C++, Pascal, Java are used for coding. With respect to the type of application, the right programming language is chosen.

Testing

In this phase the system is tested. Normally programs are written as a series of individual modules, these subject to separate and detailed test. The system is then tested as a whole. The separate modules are brought together and tested as a complete system. The system is tested to ensure that interfaces between modules work (integration testing), the system works on the intended platform and with the expected volume of data (volume testing) and that the system does what the user requires (acceptance/beta testing).

Maintenance

Inevitably the system will need maintenance. Software will definitely undergo change once it is delivered to the customer. There are many reasons for the change. Change could happen because of some unexpected input values into the system. In addition, the changes in the system could directly affect the software operations. The software should be developed to accommodate changes that could happen during the post implementation period.

(to be continued)

What is System Development Life Cycle?

2007-02-17T10:16:00.000+06:00

Once upon a time, software development consisted of a programmer writing code to solve a problem or automate a procedure. Nowadays, systems are so big and complex that teams of architects, analysts, programmers, testers and users must work together to create the millions of lines of custom-written code that drive our enterprises.

To manage this, a number of system development life cycle (SDLC) models have been created: waterfall, fountain, spiral, build and fix, rapid prototyping, incremental, and synchronize and stabilize.

The oldest of these, and the best known, is the waterfall: a sequence of stages in which the output of each stage becomes the input for the next.

(to be continued)

How the data is stored in a database?

2007-02-15T09:38:00.000+06:00

How the data is stored in a database is probably much simpler than you might think. Databases use a series of Tables to store the data. A table simply refers to a two dimensional representation of your data using columns and rows. For example:

Hamid	rahman	hrhelal@bijoy.net
Sakib	Mahmood	sakib@yahoo.com
Abdul	Karim	kkrim@caddyshack.com

So, then , how does the database keep things straight? Well, first each database table is given a unique name. Without a unique name the DBMS (DataBase Management System) would get very confused.

Next, each column in the table is given a unique name. In our example above it would be something like first_name, last_name, email. This doesn't mean each column that you name has to be unique within the entire database. It only has to be unique within the table you have created. Also notice that the names don't use any spaces. When naming tables and columns be sure to keep it simple with letters and numbers. Spaces and symbols can be illegal characters that will mess up the whole works, so if you need to clarify a name use the "_" instead of spaces.

(will be continue)

What is Database ?

2007-02-13T08:37:00.000+06:00

A database is a collection of information that is organized so that it can easily be accessed, managed, and updated. In one view, databases can be classified according to types of content: bibliographic, full-text, numeric, and images.

In computing, databases are sometimes classified according to their organizational approach. The most prevalent approach is the relational database, a tabular database in which data is defined so that it can be reorganized and accessed in a number of different ways. A distributed database is one that can be dispersed or replicated among different points in a network. An object-oriented programming database is one that is congruent with the data defined in object classes and subclasses.

Computer databases typically contain aggregations of data records or files, such as sales transactions, product catalogs and inventories, and customer profiles. Typically, a database manager provides users the capabilities of controlling read/write access, specifying report generation, and analyzing usage. Databases and database managers are prevalent in large mainframe systems, but are also present in smaller distributed workstation and mid-range systems such as the AS/400 and on personal computers.SQL (Structured Query Language) is a standard language for making interactive queries from and updating a database such as IBM's DB2, Microsoft's Access, and database products from Oracle, Sybase, and Computer Associates.

Truest Definition of Globalization !!!

2007-02-10T23:18:00.000+06:00

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess

with an Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French tunnel,

driving a German car

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian who was drunk

on Scottish whisky,

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles;

treated by an American doctor,

using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by Indian,

using Bill Gates 's technology,

and you're probably reading this on your computer,

that use Taiwanese chips,

and a Korean monitor,

assembled by Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant,

transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers,

hijacked by Indonesians,

unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

That, my friend, is Globalization

Thanx

Do you know this funny things ?

2007-02-08T12:20:00.000+06:00

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are at least fifty years old.
October 1st is the official Coffee Day in Japan.
Of all known forms of animals life ever to inhabit the Earth, only about 10 percent still exist today.
Of all the languages in the world, English has the largest vocabulary about 800,000 words.
Of all the words in the English language, the word "set" has the most definitions.
Of Chief Executives, only Benjamin Harrison was the grandson of a President.
Of the 206 bones in the human body, 52 are in the feet.
Of the 2200 persons quoted in the current edition of "Bartlett's Familiar Quotations," only 164 are women.
Of the 25 highest mountains on earth, 19 are in the Himalayas.
Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name.

Do you know what is Peer-to-Peer Network?

2007-02-03T23:18:00.000+06:00

A peer-to-peer (or P2P) computer network relies primarily on the computing power and bandwidth of the participants in the network rather than concentrating it in a relatively low number of servers. P2P networks are typically used for connecting nodes via largely ad hoc connections. Such networks are useful for many purposes. Sharing content files (see file sharing) containing audio, video, data or anything in digital format is very common, and realtime data, such as telephony traffic, is also passed using P2P technology.

A pure peer-to-peer network does not have the notion of clients or servers, but only equal peer nodes that simultaneously function as both "clients" and "servers" to the other nodes on the network. This model of network arrangement differs from the client-server model where communication is usually to and from a central server.

Do u know, what is Client/Server Architecture ?

2007-02-02T22:58:00.000+06:00

A network architecture in which each computer or process on the network is either a client or a server. Servers are powerful computers or processes dedicated to managing disk drives (file servers), printers (print servers), or network traffic (network servers). Clients are PCs or workstations on which users run applications. Clients rely on servers for resources, such as files, devices, and even processing power. Client-server architectures are sometimes called two-tier architectures. Making data available on a server can make it possible for many clients to access that data.

Looking for Desire White paper's ???

2007-01-29T13:48:00.000+06:00

Hello Every One, Now a days White paper's is an important to all the programmers and also the IT related peoples.
Ok, just follow my links and get what u want ?

Or, use my Google Search.

Thanks.

And Welcome Sakib for his previous comments.
I will Try.

Need Help to be Oracle Certified Professional ?

2007-01-26T22:25:00.000+06:00

All over the World, now a days Oracle Certified Professional have a great demand. If u wish to build up your career in this Profession and wanna to be a certified contact with : helalfreind@yahoo.com

Wish u a good career.......

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How can you upload data from oracle ?

2007-01-25T01:03:00.000+06:00

It's easy ! Just use SQL Loder... Here bellow an example of SQL Loder

-- [SQLLOAD.CTL]

-- To run this SQL*Loader file:-- SQLLDR user/pass@sid control=sqlload.ctl LOG=MyData.log

-- Notes:-- Drop indexes (and recreate after load), disable referential integrity.
-- This script inserts Comma Separated data into an Oracle table
-- To append rather than replace data change TRUNCATE to INSERT or APPEND
-- Also consider using External Tables
OPTIONS (BINDSIZE=2000000, ROWS=1000, ERRORS=1000, DISCARDMAX=1000)

LOAD DATA
INFILE 'MyData.csv'
BADFILE MyData.bad
DISCARDFILE MyData.dsc
TRUNCATE
INTO TABLE MY_DATA_TABLE
FIELDS TERMINATED BY ',' OPTIONALLY ENCLOSED BY '"'
( org_code NULLIF org_code=BLANKS,
org_name NULLIF org_name=BLANKS,
org_address1 NULLIF org_address1=BLANKS,
org_address2 NULLIF org_address2=BLANKS,
org_address3 NULLIF org_address3=BLANKS,
org_address4 NULLIF org_address4=BLANKS,
org_zipcode NULLIF org_zipcode=BLANKS,
org_start_date DATE(8)"yyyymmdd" NULLIF org_start_date=BLANKS, org_status NULLIF org_status=BLANKS "nvl(:org_status,'Valid')", org_telephone NULLIF org_telephone=BLANKS)

Try it!
If any one need farther help jst contact with me :)

My First English Poem “Little Boy”

2007-01-21T11:25:00.000+06:00

Little boy

Come here,

Your face is very nice

And also you,

And also you’r world.

O little boy

Please come here,

You are the symbol of Good

And also symbol of Truth.

Little boy, little boy

Come here, come here

I wail for you, where perilous day.